Posted by The Dean of Cincinnati

To Whom It May Concern:

I recently read with great interest a story about how Rumpke acquired “Handlebar Ranch,” which has been the subject of urban myths for generations.  As you probably know, teenagers continuously look for “Munchkinland,” that fantasy property filled with miniature structures for little people.

I thought it would be a good idea if Rumpke would consider erecting a “Myth Marker” now that the structures of the Handlebar Ranch have been demolished.  In addition to quenching the curiosity of intrepid adolescents (which provides the added benefit of ending their aimless driving through winding wooded roads), a modest Myth Marker could generate some buzz—which has the added benefit of publicizing your business.

Thanks for your time and consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you about the concept.

Respectfully,

[The Dean of Cincinnati]

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